Top 10 ways to say "You're Not My Type"


A lot of us has experienced being turned down when we ask a girl to become our girlfriend. More often than not the reason is because we are not they’re type. Unfortunately, they don’t want to tell us directly and often opt for sugar-coated statements. Sometimes though, these lines just doesn’t make sense to us.

So I’ve decided to list my Top 10 Bullshit way girls say “You’re not my type.”

1. It’s not you, it’s me – believe me, it’s you
2. I love/like you as a friend – followed with “Can we still be friends?”
3. You’re like a brother to me – uh….okaaay
4. But you’re supposed to be my best friend – ouch, the best friend approach
5. I’m not ready for a relationship – you replied “I can wait”, she replies “You shouldn’t, there is a lot of fish in the ocean”
6. We’re not meant to be – how can she tell?
7. I don’t deserve you – who are you to decide who I deserve?
8. We come from two different religion – and……?
9. I’m a lesbian – holy shit!
10. You’re not Chinese – hmm, I guess this is an outright “You’re not my type” when you think about it.

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4 Responses to Top 10 ways to say "You're Not My Type"

  1. reizencroft says:

    At least they’re kind enough to easen up your pain.
    Too bad for Popo he had to experience those.

  2. mikepopo says:

    @reizencroft
    Well, some in the list is applicable hehe. But that made me stronger! naks! hehehe

    Whapak!

    Still, #4 FTW!!!

  3. Arth says:

    Haha, I got hit w/ #2, #3, #4 and #7

    =)) =))…The best!

  4. Renz says:

    Hey you people are lucky enough to be dumped before hand while I was dumped after being used as a rebound. TWICE. :-/

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